March 13th, 2010
If I were looking to sneak up behind someone pumping gas and hold them up or steal their car, I’d definitely do it at a gas station with NBC At The Pump television screens embedded in each island. I spent about 5 minutes at the Natick Service Plaza in the slack-jawed thrall of one of these bastards—completely and utterly oblivious to my surroundings—before I realized what was going on. [Photo credit: Adam “Pass the Goddamn Butter??? Lisagor.]