waving android

I am currently a software engineer at Google, where as a member of the Android platform team I build frameworks and user interfaces.

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OK, if anyone can produce a transcript of the Things That Do Not Exist song, I will be forever grateful.

June 17th, 2004

OK, if anyone can produce a transcript of the Things
That Do Not Exist song
, I will be forever grateful. (In the words of ctate, this movie contains “sock puppets,
singing, Euclid, cadenzas … this is Just A Little Weird.”)

Update: I am forever grateful to Brian for the lyrics to “Things That Don’t
Exist”
by Jason Eppink, Matt
Hannon, & Alex Taite
. See also: the dino-comic that started it
all
.

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