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waving android

I am currently a software engineer at Google, where as a member of the Android platform team I build frameworks and user interfaces.

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“Put down your cheese…”

April 12th, 2004


Why is this so funny to me? What is wrong with me?

How to acquire French cuisine in four simple steps:

  1. Go to France.
  2. Find blind man eating a sandwich.
  3. Hit blind man with hammer.
  4. Enjoy sandwich.
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