Hellboy
April 2nd, 2004
Let me see if I cannot
tantalize you with a synopsis of [Hellboy]. It
concerns the collusion of Nazi Clockwork Assassins and Russian Wizards
in an effort to puncture space and draw in sleeping, ancient Gods while
the paranormal wing of the FBI, assisted by a demon child, does their
best to thwart this procedure. It’s essentially pornography for nerds
and it opens today.