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* dsandler makes his wife cry

<dsandler> <Erin> Hey, have you seen Armand? I haven’t seen him since I got back from my trip.

<dsandler> <Dan> Oh, he moved out.

<dsandler> <Erin> [weeps]

<mathias> isn’t Armand the cat?

<laz> Heh. Is that one of your cats?

<dsandler> Yes, one of our cats.

* dsandler fears that he will have to quit making jokes like that when we have actual children

<laz> No you won’t. They’ll just get funnier!

<dsandler> Um.