IBM:
August 13th, 2003
IBM: You stupid bastard. You haven’t got any arms left.
SCO: Course I have.
IBM: Look!
SCO: What! Just a flesh wound.
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IBM: You stupid bastard. You haven’t got any arms left.
SCO: Course I have.
IBM: Look!
SCO: What! Just a flesh wound.