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I am currently a software engineer at Google, where as a member of the Android platform team I build frameworks and user interfaces.

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Archive for March, 2006

All your friends are belong to Google

March 30th, 2006

So Jason gets a new job, and I have to hear about it from his blog. Bah.

Since I’m already elbows-deep in gnuplot, here’s a graph to explain what’s going on here:


Fig. 1. Cumulative distribution function of friends, co-workers, and acquaintances working at Google, as a function of time.

Update: Chris points out that my data collection has been sloppy, and that the graph above actually represents the function of friends who have gone (or will go) to work at either Google or Apple.

Locke, Down

March 29th, 2006

It’s been 25 whole minutes and nobody has an HD still of the … thing … in tonight’s LOST?

Update: One capture over on Flickr. Update 2: Slightly better one.

Cherchant un cahier.

March 28th, 2006

Chère Lazyweb: It’s time to stop keeping research notes on scratch paper (not to be confused with scrap paper) and in my tiny daily Moleskine journal. I’m looking for composition-book suggestions.

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Ginger Bumping Milk

March 27th, 2006

(…hot!)

This unbelievably badly translated Chinese restaurant menu is perhaps the funniest example of zhonglish I have ever seen.

[What, zhonglish isn’t a word yet? Well, it is now: zhong (“middle”, from zhongwen / 中文, the name of written Chinese) + -glish (from English, common affix for “bad English translation” neologisms).]

Best left to the experts

March 27th, 2006


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Originally uploaded by regan_weymouth.

I wasn’t quick enough to catch this with my camera, but Regan was.

A genius t-shirt slogan

March 21st, 2006

If you print it up, credit Matt Haynie, who was giving me London advice:

MH: yeah, don’t buy anything you don’t have to while you’re over there

MH: NOTHING IS WORTH IT

Must. Clear. More. Lines.

March 19th, 2006

Two grad students + lots of grading to do + big papers to write = back to playing Tetris. THE TINY CUBES, THEY HAUNT ME

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