waving android

I am currently a software engineer at Google, where as a member of the Android platform team I build frameworks and user interfaces.

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Let me use the following surveillance photo to illustrate why our downstairs neighbors are evil, and why regime change is necessary on humanitarian grounds:

February 16th, 2003

Let me use the following surveillance photo to illustrate why our downstairs
neighbors are evil, and why regime change is necessary on humanitarian
grounds:

The
Volvos belong to the mothers of the children of the boys living
with their parents (the couple on the lease downstairs). The
whole nook-yu-lar family shows up frequently, occupying the driveway, the
washer/dryer (when operational), and just
generally turning this little garden-apartment building into a circus.

Our
car is the little silver Saturn parked in one of the four legitimate
parking spaces
(#2, under the deck, at top left in the picture). I guess I’ll be eating in
tonight.

Don’t get me started on the grandkids and their favorite game
— throwing rocks at our door, and watching them bounce back down the stairs
currently in progress.

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