waving android

I am currently a software engineer at Google, where as a member of the Android platform team I build frameworks and user interfaces.

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Welcome back, gentle reader.

April 19th, 2003

Welcome back, gentle reader.

It tickles me in a vaguely literary way that I did not win, but did
garner a couple of chuckles from the judge for my
entries in
, this year’s Lyttle Lytton contest.
I even had a runner-up:

And the inaugural (and possibly final, because this sort of thing could get
old quick) Montfort Medal for amusing
reference to the sentence’s own production or consumption goes to:

I really hope you like this book, because I wrote the whole thing
totally naked!

D. Sandler

Thanks to Adam (the contest creator),
and also to Chris for pointing it
out to me (and for test-driving a couple of entries).

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