This just in:
May 9th, 2003
This just in: KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
(Well, SSSSSSS, actually, according to the empirical data. But Ives almost got it right.)
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I am currently a software engineer at Google, where as a member of the Android platform team I build frameworks and user interfaces.
The blog here at dsandler.org is mostly historical; you can find more recent posts on Google+.