[11:04] <dsandler> Whoa.
[11:04] <dsandler> Whoa.
[11:04] <dsandler> http://www.metrotimes.com/editorial/story.asp?id=5077
[11:04] <dsandler> Reading this article I was shocked to discover two things:
[11:04] <dsandler> (1) I didn’t remember how to solve quadratic equations.
[11:05] <dsandler> (2) Without thinking any
further about it, (-b±√(b²-4ac))/2a fell out of my brain.
[11:05] <dsandler> (3) I realized that (2) was the answer to (1).
[11:05] <dsandler> I have decided that my brain is a scary place and should be avoided at all costs.