waving android

I am currently a software engineer at Google, where as a member of the Android platform team I build frameworks and user interfaces.

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[11:04] <dsandler> Whoa.

July 10th, 2003

[11:04] <dsandler> Whoa.

[11:04] <dsandler> http://www.metrotimes.com/editorial/story.asp?id=5077

[11:04] <dsandler> Reading this article I was shocked to discover two things:

[11:04] <dsandler> (1) I didn’t remember how to solve quadratic equations.

[11:05] <dsandler> (2) Without thinking any
further about it, (-b±√(b²-4ac))/2a fell out of my brain.

[11:05] <dsandler> (3) I realized that (2) was the answer to (1).

[11:05] <dsandler> I have decided that my brain is a scary place and should be avoided at all costs.

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