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What is this crap?

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of
America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution
and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim October 26 through
November 1, 2003, as Protection From Pornography Week. I call upon
public officials, law enforcement officers, parents, and all the people
of the United States to observe this week with appropriate programs and
activities.

OK, here’s my appropriate activity for the week:

Look, it was art, but now, because I said so, it’s been reduced
to just pornography! Protect yourself now, while you still can!