I’m with Anya on this one
I’m with Anya: Bunnies are evil. There’s a dark brown
long-eared rabbit that’s been roaming our neighborhood all week; it’s
clearly an Easter present that got away—this creature is clearly
not a wild animal. We caught it last weekend and handed it off
to our next-door neighbors, who agreed to leash
the bunny and find its owner, but it’s since been spotted twice in
our yard. What’s most distressing is that we’ve just planted a bunch
of beautiful new flowers to help give our house a little more “curb
appeal”, and it appears that they’re turning into “lunch appeal” for
this lagomorphic freeloader instead.
I ran it off with a hose today (Animal Control isn’t open on Sundays).