Stupid animals.
This is apropops of nothing, except that it made me snarf
coffee:
As long as I am at it, I may drop my long-standing policy of being
terrified of lions too. I could easily outsmart a lion. I can picture
telling my grandchildren the story, “…and as the lion was about to
pounce I shouted, “What’s that?!??? and pointed behind him. As he turned
to look I kicked him right in the nuts. He crumpled to the ground and I
bit him on the nose for good measure.???Then I would refill my pipe.
Stupid animals.
This is from Amishrobot.com,
where one can also find a very recent and equally hilarious missive on
the caveman
brain of the expecting father. (Breadcrumbs: stupid Internet
poll #1, by way of hilariously stupid
Internet poll #2, from Photo Matt,
notorious H-town blogger and
creator of WordPress. Whew!)