waving android

I am currently a software engineer at Google, where as a member of the Android platform team I build frameworks and user interfaces.

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I see stupid people.

August 29th, 2004


I was looking forward to an inspired analysis of pop culture, audience anticipation, and other factors which contribute to M Night Shyamalan’s near-success as a filmmaker, but once I got past the abstract I discovered that this Kuro5hin article on what’s holding Shyamalan back is simply a list of clauses matching the pattern, “The critical problem with (insert movie) is that, it’s, like, so retarded.“ Brilliant. You may return to your typewriter now, monkey boy.

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