I'm not often amused by spam. I get a lot of it, because I seem to have my email addresses (most of which have been active for a long time) on quite a few of those nasty little spamlists for sale on the Internet. (How do I know they're for sale? Because I get spam asking me to buy them!). However, I occasionally receive a gem like this. No, there's really nothing novel about an unsolicited e-mail advertisement written by a non-native speaker of English. But this particular message... well, let me just say that it's one of the best I have Ever Seem.
See it now !!!
To: <dsandler@stardot.com> From: emailingservice@sohu.com Subject: Thsi is amazing, see it now !!! Date: Tue, 23 Oct 2001 23:46:36 -0400 The Most Powerful CD you have Ever Seem. This CD contained the most powerful information that ever release to the Internet. See it foryourself and prepare to be amazing !!! http://www.cd-world.org -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To be remove, please replay this email with "REMOVE" in the subject line.
Too bad that "powerful information" isn't on the CD anymore.
Update (10/28): I got an encore presentation. (A replay, if you will.) They've even fixed some of their typos!
The Most Powerful CD you Ever Seem This CD contained the most powerful information that ever release to the Internet. See it for yourself, and prepare to be amazing !!!