{"id":20720,"date":"2005-08-10T16:18:25","date_gmt":"2005-08-10T21:18:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/archives\/2005\/08\/10\/please-dont-take-a-picture"},"modified":"2005-08-10T16:18:25","modified_gmt":"2005-08-10T21:18:25","slug":"please-dont-take-a-picture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/archives\/2005\/08\/10\/please-dont-take-a-picture","title":{"rendered":"Please don&#8217;t take a picture."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been, well, a bad day.  A scratchy throat at 2AM reemerged as a full-on rhinovirus today, reducing me to a kind of spectre, shambling up and down the halls of our apartment dragging a wastebin and tissue box as if shackled to them.  And now the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Saturn_SC\">SC2<\/a> is in the shop, thanks to a hit-and-run collision that sheared off the moulded plastic nose section (littering Shepherd St. with a license plate, headlights, and some other vital organs front of the engine block).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been, well, a bad day. A scratchy throat at 2AM reemerged as a full-on rhinovirus today, reducing me to a kind of spectre, shambling up and down the halls of our apartment dragging a wastebin and tissue box as if shackled to them. And now the SC2 is in the shop, thanks to a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-notebook"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20720\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}