{"id":20490,"date":"2005-01-01T00:27:07","date_gmt":"2005-01-01T06:27:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/archives\/2005\/01\/01\/2005-woot"},"modified":"2005-03-11T00:23:57","modified_gmt":"2005-03-11T06:23:57","slug":"2005-woot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/archives\/2005\/01\/01\/2005-woot","title":{"rendered":"2005, woot."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sitting at home, drunk not on spirits but on <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Diphenhydramine\">antihistamines<\/a>.  2005 thus starts with a whimper, unless you count the rural ad-hoc fireworks display here in Brazoria County.  (The locals certainly seem to pack a lot of firepower\u2014these ain&#8217;t bottle rockets, no sir.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sitting at home, drunk not on spirits but on antihistamines. 2005 thus starts with a whimper, unless you count the rural ad-hoc fireworks display here in Brazoria County. (The locals certainly seem to pack a lot of firepower\u2014these ain&#8217;t bottle rockets, no sir.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20490","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-notebook"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20490"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20490\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}