{"id":19859,"date":"2002-04-19T11:11:55","date_gmt":"2002-04-19T11:11:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/archives\/2002\/04\/19\/1107-dsandler-man-where-is-everyone-today"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T06:00:00","slug":"1107-dsandler-man-where-is-everyone-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/archives\/2002\/04\/19\/1107-dsandler-man-where-is-everyone-today","title":{"rendered":"[11:07] &lt;dsandler&gt; Man, where is everyone today?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Fri Apr 19 12:11:55 MDT 2002 --><\/p>\n<div class=irc>\n<span class=irc-time>[11:07]<\/span> <br \/><span class=irc-nick>&lt;dsandler&gt;<\/span> Man, where is everyone today?  It&#8217;s 11AM!<br \/>\n<span class=irc-time>[11:07]<\/span> <br \/><span class=irc-nick>&lt;Trey&gt;<\/span> dsandler: Friday!  Friday!<br \/>\n<span class=irc-time>[11:07]<\/span> <br \/><span class=irc-nick>&lt;dsandler&gt;<\/span> I thought friday was for leaving early?<br \/>\n<span class=irc-time>[11:08]<\/span> <br \/><span class=irc-nick>&lt;Trey&gt;<\/span> dsandler: Why leave early when you can optimize it away?\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[11:07] &lt;dsandler&gt; Man, where is everyone today? It&#8217;s 11AM! [11:07] &lt;Trey&gt; dsandler: Friday! Friday! [11:07] &lt;dsandler&gt; I thought friday was for leaving early? [11:08] &lt;Trey&gt; dsandler: Why leave early when you can optimize it away?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-notebook"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19859\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}