{"id":18523,"date":"2003-08-18T07:45:06","date_gmt":"2003-08-18T07:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/archives\/2003\/08\/18\/emmaline"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T06:00:00","slug":"emmaline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/archives\/2003\/08\/18\/emmaline","title":{"rendered":"Emmaline:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- Mon Aug 18 07:45:03 PDT 2003 --><\/p>\n<div class=script>\n<p><span class=actor>Emmaline:<\/span> Hey, you should actually screw in<br \/>\n\tthe thumbscrews on your monitor cable so that it doesn&#8217;t come loose.<\/p>\n<p><span class=actor>Dan:<\/span> Nah, I&#8217;ll do it later.<\/p>\n<p><span class=actor>Emmaline:<\/span> No, you&#8217;ll do it NOW.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emmaline: Hey, you should actually screw in the thumbscrews on your monitor cable so that it doesn&#8217;t come loose. Dan: Nah, I&#8217;ll do it later. Emmaline: No, you&#8217;ll do it NOW.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-notebook"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18523"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18523\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}