{"id":17446,"date":"2004-07-15T21:52:45","date_gmt":"2004-07-15T21:52:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/archives\/2004\/07\/15\/whoops-mr-moto-im-a-coffee-pot"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T06:00:00","slug":"whoops-mr-moto-im-a-coffee-pot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/archives\/2004\/07\/15\/whoops-mr-moto-im-a-coffee-pot","title":{"rendered":"Whoops, Mr. Moto, I’m a coffee pot."},"content":{"rendered":"


\n<\/p>\n

\nDamn you, caffeine! You are my happy friend, you are my sneaky foe!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

While we’re on the topic<\/a> of that cheery bean<\/a>, Miranda has a
\nconfession<\/a>:
\n“[C]offee makes me a better person.” I, too, have come to this
\nconclusion (about myself, that is), and I have resolved that it is better for
\nme to have coffee breath, trouble sleeping at night, and jitters … than
\nto fall asleep in a single<\/em> class. That’s it—no more
\n“white noise seating” at the back of the lecture hall by the HVAC
\nducts. You’ll see me, at the front of the class, with a steaming mug of
\nstrong coffee and a grinning mug on a head full of steam. I will be a coffee geek<\/a> to be reckoned<\/em>
\nwith!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Damn you, caffeine! You are my happy friend, you are my sneaky foe! While we’re on the topic of that cheery bean, Miranda has a confession: “[C]offee makes me a better person.” I, too, have come to this conclusion (about myself, that is), and I have resolved that it is better for me to have […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-notebook"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17446"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17446\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dsandler.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}