3 * WILL RICE COLLEGE (Grease)

The hierarchy of power at Rice University goes something like this: (1) Malcolm Gillis, (2) Zen Camacho, (3) Shon Agarwal. Shon is on more committees, and is the president of more clubs than any other student at Rice. Somehow, at the same time, she is a Bioc/Mana major and is being recruited by all the top medical schools in the country. On top of that, she is super friendly, sweet, leader of a gang (the divali knights), not defensive at all, and she parties like something out of "Animal House." In her spare time, she thought about sleeping once, but decided to travel to a third world country to save the poor instead. She figured sleep would be a waste of her time. Shon is what all pre-meds wish that they were, what all SEs pretend that they are, and what all academs read about. You might be saying to yourself, "Wow, whoever is writing this must be obsessed with Shon." Well, I am. I would give up oxygen before I would give up sweet lovin' from Shon.

In high school back in New Jersey, Deb was Miss Popularity. She was the head of the Prom Committee and the early favorite for Prom Queen. Everything seemed to be going her way, until she was miraculously upset by some "out of this world" new student that wasn't even nominated. She couldn't handle the shame so she left New Jersey for Houston to start her life anew. Now she is the fun-loving, horseback riding, country music listening, male heartbreaking, outer-loop running, beautiful baby we all know and love today. Closing words of advice--don't mention the striking resemblance between her and Roger Borchers; it's kind of a sore spot between the two of them.

When Mike was a little boy, his greatest goal was to be at the center of attention. Armed with his dashing good looks and Cheshire-cat grin, he landed the role of Ben Seaver on "Growing Pains." When he realized that Kirk Cameron was the marquee star, he left acting in a fit of jealousy. Driven by his maniacal desire to be noticed, he wandered from California to Minnesota to Oregon, trying his hand at everything from lap dancing to crop-whipping horses. He settled on EE at Rice University, where he could best utilize his talents for making wire jewelry and shocking himself. Of course, this profession afforded no chance for campus-wide recognition, so Mike promptly immersed himself in college life, instilling his influence in the realms of academics, sports, and social events. His friendliness and "aw shucks" attitude soon won over the hearts of Ricefolk everywhere. His mission completed and desire satiated, Mike can now be found basking in the glow of admiration from his La-Z-Boy chair.