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Penny-Arcade reviews
Return of the King.

While Brenna enjoys the Rings films as much (and probably more) than I
do, the midnight ritual so critical to my people is wholly alien to her
way of thinking. On the other hand, the way that each of her friends
has chosen a different member of the Fellowship to be their favorite so
as not to overlap affections is somewhat mysterious to me, as well. It
is as though we’re dealing with a sort of Medieval Beatles,
where each girl’s romantic dreams can only exist in a world unsullied
by the cruel mitigations exemplified by the Venn Diagram. There can be
no sharing. Brenna’s a Sam girl, Sarah’s down with Frodo as I
understand it, and of course Kate pines for Aragorn, son of Arathorn.
He’s into elves, I’m not sure how that’s going to work out. At any rate,
it would appear that Legolas is available. There may need to be some
kind of Internet registry for fantasy hunks.

I’m right there with ya, Tycho. Also note that Bill
Amend has been supplying a fair amount of Orlando-Bloom-themed
funny over the past week as well.