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NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim October 26 through November 1, 2003, as Protection From Pornography Week. I call upon public officials, law enforcement officers, parents, and all the people of the United States to observe this week with appropriate programs and activities.

OK, here’s my appropriate activity for the week:

look, ma, it's porn! look, ma, it's porn! look, ma, it's porn! look, ma, it's porn!
look, ma, it's porn! look, ma, it's porn! look, ma, it's porn! look, ma, it's porn!

Look, it was art, but now, because I said so, it’s been reduced to just pornography! Protect yourself now, while you still can!

I dressed up dsandler.org a little bit for the holiday. (It’s kind of a tradition for websites to put on costumes for Halloween.) I think I’ll leave it up for a few days. [If you’re using a browser that lets you pick from multiple alternate stylesheets, like Mozilla, you can switch between the Halloween theme and the usual theme at any time. In Mozilla, click on the crayon box in the lower left-hand corner of your browser window.]

daapd, a server for the iTunes music sharing protocol. Share your music library without running iTunes!

Wondering what happened to bOING bOING?

We’re having server problems and working on them — I hope to be up in a day or so again, but it’s exacerbated by my crazy travel schedule.

Please direct your friends to this note, and ask for their forebearance in sending email asking what’s up with Boing Boing. I’m getting several hundred of these a day, and it’s gotten so that answering those messages is actively interfering with my efforts to reestablish service.

In the meantime, we’re still blogging, and the mailblog still works:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/boingboing-mailblog/
posted by doctorow at 1:36 PM PST on October 30

15:44:00 up 3 min, 1 user, load average: 0.93, 0.46, 0.18

10:18:02 up 4 min, 1 user, load average: 1.08, 0.56, 0.22
Nick Montfort: “I must promote the new slogan I came up with for beleagured voting machine company Diebold: ‘Live Free or Diebold’.”
Flurry of activity, this month, over on erinmak.

Astrophysics grad student and fellow rocket-rider mattorb was in a good spot (Colorado) to catch the auroras created by yesterday’s CME event:

damn, that was cool. By 1 am or so last night, the aurora was a dull green glow on the horizon, like the lights of a town just out of sight. Then the sky started to turn red, and then it just went crazy. Huge streamers of green and red stretched from the horizon to the zenith, constantly shifting in shape and color and brightness. It was absolutely unreal.

We spent those first few minutes just sitting there agog; once it calmed down a bit, one of my housemates got his digital camera and managed to snap a few shots. The red glow lingered for the next 45 minutes or so.

Wow, it took us a while to figure out who Strong Bad is supposed to be in the 2003 Homestar Runner halloween cartoon. Turns out he’s “Ozone”, from Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo. (Compare SB’s costume to the real thing.) Of course, I’m already wondering what “Breakin’ 1″ was, but apparently, “ The phrase ‘Electric Boogaloo’ has passed into common usage as the sub-title for any facetious sequel.”. Who knew?
dkp: this one’s for the ladies
gtc: yeah the ladies love academic chord exploration
OK, one last URL before I go to sleep. “PublicRadioFan.com features program listings for hundreds of public radio stations around the world. Follow the audio links to hear your favorite programs and discover new ones.”

Sometimes I feel like I’m being super-paranoid about not posting work details. People do it all the time.

Oh, um, whoops.

Severe solar flare today, caught for posterity on its way to Earth. Intensity X17.2 (”X” for “major flare), the third strongest major flare ever recorded; two billion tons of coronal mass coming this way at 2 Mm/s. Expected to show up sometime around 3AM Eastern, 10/29. Maximum shock strength predicted. Heads up.
AP: Shareholders Approve Palm Unit’s Spinoff. “Palm, now joined by rival Handspring, will be renamed palmOne Inc. The spun off division, which develops the Palm operating system, had already been acting independently as a subsidiary for more than a year and will remain as PalmSource Inc. […] Beginning Wednesday, PalmSource stock will begin trading on the Nasdaq Stock Market under the ticker symbol PSRC, and the new combined company of Palm and Handspring, under the new ticker symbol PLMO.”

George Lakoff on how conservatives are using language to shape issues. Small example, regarding Schwarzenegger’s immediate and resounding popularity with conservatives:

He didn’t have to say a word! He just had to stand up there, and he represents Mr. Discipline. He knows what’s right and wrong, and he’s going to take it to the people. He’s not going to ask permission, or have a discussion, he’s going to do what needs to be done, using force and authority. His very persona represents what conservatives are about.

Fire, women, conservative thinktanks…

I mean, maybe they scanned all the pages. What do I know? Dave has it on some authority that indeed the pages were scanned, by cheap foreign labor. I’m used to feeling guilty about consuming goods and products created in sweatshops; I think this is the first time I’ve ever heard of sweatshop-produced data.

Todd wonders why I haven’t mentioned Amazon’s fulltext searching of their books. Here’s what I told him:

Re: Amazon’s searching: I’m a little less impressed with the whole arduous book-scanning endeavor, because, frankly, I doubt they scanned a single page. I figure almost all the books you can search, all the books that Amazon’s selling, are in current print, which means that their publishers are rolling paper pulp under rubber offset printing rollers right now. The rubber is transferred ink by a lithography plate wrapped around another roller; the lithoplate was etched by exposing it to UV light (could be visible light; this process varies depending on the chemicals used on the surface of the plate) underneath a photonegative of the page printed on celluloid; the negative was generated by a digital printer (dye, or ink, or laser), from digital prepress data (PostScript, generated by Quark or TeX or whatever).

So, basically, the publishers have the text of all these books in digital form already. It’s just a matter of Amazon getting a hold of the files, and this falls under the umbrella of business development, which is truly a terrifying and magical force. (There’s some postproduction required to extract the text, build the search engine, blah blah, but this is more straightforward. You can license or buy technology to cover almost all of that.)

I have to admit that the public availability of these texts is a really interesting development; the corpus linguist in me, for example, is delighted at the opportunity to analyze so much text in an automated fashion.

Except, of course, you’re not allowed to do that. So, you know, I’m less excited. In fact, as it turns out, I really don’t have much use for the service, in its current form, at all. So I haven’t used the service, yet.

It turns out that Daylight Saving time ended on the same day that the first serious cold front came through Houston. Last week, 6:00 PM meant 80° and afternoon sunlight. Today it means 50° and a sky dark as pitch.
Not that I like the Marlins, but thank you, Florida.
Rain! Blessed rain! Don’t stop, don’t ever stop!
Binx, the unicyclic cylindrical robot, from issue 67 of Captain Jim. Random: “Battle for Binx”, from the MBHS student paper, Silver Chips, 1999. I remember hearing about this when it happened; I was in the middle of my freshman year at Rice. [”Binx” was (and still is) the main computer server at Blair, which a few of us put together in 1998 to remove the county’s growing IT burden from “goober”, our venerable RS-6000 workstation. “Binx” also happens to be the name of a character introduced in issue 67, page 6 of Captain Jim.]

Curse you, VH1. Their “I ❤ the 80s” and “I ❤ the 80s Strikes Back” series are captivating. Addictive. Totally rad.

It’s a crash course in pop culture, which is really helpful for people like me who lived through the 80s, were defined by the 80s, but can’t quite call to memory what it was about the 80s that was such a big deal. Of course, upon further examination, you realize that it wasn’t a big deal in any way — except for the fact that it was happening to you. So it isn’t so much a course (implying some kind of academic, inherently valuable pursuit of knowledge) but instead an egocentric, decadent, nostalgic wank-umentary of all the stupid crap that is so core to my very identity.

I’ve only seen bits of 1983 strikes back and 1984 strikes back (and a teeny little bit of 1982) — a small fraction of the entire I ❤ the 80s canon — and already my mind is full of things I haven’t thought about in years, like Glo-Worms, Trapper Keepers (John Mayer did what with the ruler?), Bronson Pinchot, and “KHAN!” (OK, that last one has stayed with me.)

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