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As a rule, I try to stay away from Fark. But occasionally, their
Photoshop contests are hilarious, like this one on what
movies we’d see if the MPAA forced each one to pass a “G” rating.
Look for “High Plains Mister” (Fred Rogers, drifting into town),
“BOO-BOOFACE” (starring Al Pacino and a super-soaker), “S.W.” (original
title: “S.F.W.”), and “A Crayon Orange”. Oh, also, “Forgiven” (isn’t that
sweet!) and “G” (starring Vin Diesel).