dsandler: you either need more or less coffee.
[09:33] <dsandler> Oh, what a wank!
[09:33] <dsandler> Some dude from a meeting yesterday (in the conference room next to my cubicle) came by and if he could borrow my tape dispenser.
[09:33] <dsandler> He didn’t return it, and I went to the conference room to look, and it’s gone.
[09:33] <Trey> heh
[09:34] <dsandler> I could get another one, but PSI has changed tape from Scotch(tm) to that super-glossyw-amber crap that crusts over after a couple of months.
[09:34] <dsandler> I had one of the last normal-tape rolls.
[09:34] <Trey> LOL
[09:34] etron-home also hates the new tape…
[09:34] <dsandler> OK, this is even weirder:
[09:34] <Trey> dsandler: you either need more or less coffee. The current value just won’t do.
[09:35] <dsandler> I looked more closely in the conference room, and my tape dispenser is there (I know it b of the extra piece of tape wrapped around the base). But they ed the nice Scotch roll with Amber Crap Tape.
[09:35] * dsandler decides that this was a bad week to quit coffee.
[09:35] <Trey> Perhaps they ran out during the meeting?
[09:35] <dsandler> Of my tape.
[09:35] <dsandler> And went and replaced the roll.
[09:36] <dsandler> What the hell kind of meeting uses up a full roll of transparent tape?
[09:36] <Trey> And then didn’t return the dispenser.
[09:36] <dsandler> Some sort of tape orgy?
[09:36] <lbj> There is honor among thieves.
[09:36] <dsandler> Yeah, they were inconsiderate as well as kinky.
[09:36] <lbj> Maybe they ran out of airplane glue.
[09:36] <dsandler> You know, this is a pretty funny rant, no matter what.
[09:37] <Trey> dsandler: the humor comes because it actually bothers you.
[09:37] <dsandler> Yeah, it’s funny because it’s irrationally upsetting.